Monday, 7 May 2007

Say What?

What is so sexy about guys with British accent? Seriously? NOTHING.

Shouting and singing out loud in 3 am is not sexy at all. No matter what accent it is. If anything, it is plain annoying, inconsiderate, a selfish act, self-centeredness certified and needless to say, the list goes on. If you consume far too much alcohol then seriously, just go to bed. It's really not nice to stay outside in the courtyard making so much noise. Did your parents not teach you anything?

According to a very trustable source ( obviously not me ), English guys are so boring. They're even bad kissers actually. "Boring kissers", I quote. When they talk, you fight to stay awake. That's how boring they are. They're so boring that they have to consume so much alcohol just to be interesting and friendly. For that one short-lived moment. And they think they're all so superior just because we don't speak the 'English' english. So? Sue me.

This goes out to all the males (deteriorated brain function) and jocks (brain malfunction) who have been singing and making noise in the courtyard all this time, shut the fuck up. You do not want to mess with me.

Especially during the exam season.

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